If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about

Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

by Tate3223 April 10, 2023

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country

Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro

by I love you Scout December 18, 2018

Where yo bev at?

A slang term for not having your beverage at the dinner table while eating.

Tyler: This burger bussin bussin ong ong.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times

by TheHolySampleText July 12, 2021