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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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Watermelon

Sea men.... not the "seedless" variety.
When Bey says she's drinking Watermelon...she got it from the Surfboard.
by NYCMUERTE March 6, 2025
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Watermelon Sugar

It is I....and you. Watermelon Juice mixed with sugar. Watermelon julips. In a sexual sense, it is the combination of the Watermelon juice of the Lotus flower, if you will. Additives and Preservatives.
"Damn. That girl got some Tasty Watermelon Sugar." or " It sho is hot. Would YA'll like a Watermelon Julip on Ice?"
by X Jewels X April 28, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

“My Name

“I guess you are kind of curious as to who I am, but I am one of those who do not have a regular name. My name depends on you. Just call me whatever is in your mind.
If you are thinking about something that happened a long time ago: Somebody asked you a question and you did not know the answer.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was raining very hard.
That is my name.
Or somebody wanted you to do something. You did it. Then they told you what you did was wrong—“Sorry for the mistake,”—and you had to do something else.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was a game you played when you were a child or something that came idly into your mind when you were old and sitting in a chair near the window.
That is my name.
Or you walked someplace. There were flowers all around.
That is my name.
Perhaps you stared into a river. There as something near you who loved you. They were about to touch you. You could feel this before it happened. Then it happened.
That is my name.”

Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
“In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I will tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.”

― Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Maynard G. June 1, 2021
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Watermelon warrior

watermelon warrior- an offensive term for a black person
“Hey Jimmy I’m hungry where you wanna eat?”
“ *sigh* anywhere but KFC. I’m tired of those watermelon warriors
by Gsiseooskd July 20, 2022
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Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!
Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!
by DrownWithMe May 28, 2019
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