Wowe

Slang used to describe shock, surprise and/or sarcasm
Or it can be used to mock another, faking surprise and not giving a shit at all and wanting to change the subject

Today, I binge watched so much ST today!

Wowe, that’s really cool!

by cascadence March 23, 2018

Wowing

An abbreviation for wanking on webcam

Ferg was wowing with an 85 year old lady

by LufcTAT November 20, 2020

Wow-bang

A moment of catastrophic admiration. When you’re driving, biking, or otherwise minding your own business, and someone incredibly attractive passes by — you whisper “wow”… and then immediately crash into something — bang!

« Dude, I totally had a wow-bang today. This jogger turned the corner and next thing I knew, my smoothie was on the windshield. »
“Bro, keep your eyes on the road unless you want a wow-bang.”

by $tevolution October 19, 2025

wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.

Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..

by Lolita67 October 16, 2012

Wow zow

When your really tired of talking to someone so you respond with wow zow to seem interested

Person 1: I went to the movies the other night.
Person 2: wow zow

by YO IM SLIM SHADY May 29, 2017

wow

wow, you use it everyday wow

wow :>

by kawaii kimchii February 22, 2021

wow wow wubbzy

dumb and forgotten show that my older sister hyperfixated on as a teenager. its about a yellow gerbil with a long and bendy tail that has a friend thats a bear and another that looks like a tampon bunny

we dont give a fuck about your wow wow wubbzy shit

by ninabaninaa October 27, 2022