washing the curtains

douching

DICK: Where yo bitch at?
DORK: She be washing the fuckin curtains. Smell like ass in that shit, man.

by stephanie June 17, 2003

Washing Machine Face

Wrinkled scraggly face.

Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.

by Luke57 September 25, 2005

washing machine

a washing machine is a women, meant for cleaning

wow that bitch is such a good washing machine

by Tanner1271 December 18, 2019

Washing hands

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010

Washing Wednesday

I term used by uni students to describe there free day which ends up being used for washing clothes. Some times there is an Australian women for provides advice (AKA washer women).

Scott: hey ive got a free day What shall we do

Mark: mmm i need to do washings i guess

Scott: good idea cba at the weekend

Mark: Hey its washing wednesday

by MynameisnotmarkORISIT October 19, 2010

Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

Washington Fun

The act of not really having fun. For example hiking or reading.

"Wow, I had a lot of Washington fun reading that 800 page book about death."

by Clabic June 20, 2013