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Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
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take that back and put it where you stick it

1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it
John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it
by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024
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where is it?

The TV remotes favorite word to hear!
"Where is it?SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?"
by NP101 October 17, 2017
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Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes
by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023
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Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country
Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro
by I love you Scout December 18, 2018
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