by Lampollo February 1, 2025
Get the Guinea Pig Weekmug. A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
Get the vertical week offmug. A week where anything goes sexually with your partner. Neither party is allowed to say no to any proposed sexual idea, thus it devolves into some dirty whoring.
Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.
You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.
Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.
You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.
Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
by buttercup2060 November 25, 2021
Get the Dirty Whore Weekmug. 14 days.
by Jonny Snowwe January 4, 2021
Get the Rona Weekmug. 1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
by mesupporter February 1, 2022
Get the Fool's Weekmug. N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)
an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma July 17, 2014
Get the my week with Marilynmug. On week: A term guys use towards women who are being jerks/bitches for no apparent reason. Can be used in a derogatory way if combined with the “forbidden words,” bitch and whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.
Cassie: I fucking hate you John. Kill yourself.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.
by BigOlMassDebater January 31, 2024
Get the on weekmug.