Chris Wolstenhome

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

by Chip10 December 15, 2010

Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!

Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.

by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

Maddy and Chris

Maddy and Chris are perfect together! If you know a Maddy and Chris, pair them. Chances are they are the perfect match! 😍

Maddy and Chris are perfect together

by Avery Grace June 1, 2018

Chris Wong

When you get a knee burn from your denim jeans.

"Oh man, I just got a Chris Wong"

"Hey, you should probably skip the skinny jeans mate. Don't want to give yourself a Chris Wong"

by Lumpymumpy June 4, 2018

Chris Potter

Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance

God, Chris Potters got it all

the looks

the body
the attitude
the drive
the money
EVERYTHING!!!!!!

by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019

Chris Mew

When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).

“Where have you been Tay?”

“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor

by jackabbz August 29, 2019