titty bop

the action of elbowing a female in the boobs, aka the worst feeling to exist. one who gets titty bopped is probably feeling heart wrenching anger and is also probably clutching onto her boobs in pain.

jeff: "yo why is ashley grabbing her boobs like that? fucking slut."

bob: "nah bro she just got titty bopped by marissa."

by toofine August 27, 2017

Titty tamer

A bra that supports huge, jiggling tits.

That girls knockers are so huge it must take a cotton field to make one titty tamers!!

by spunkjordan May 23, 2016

Titty Bongos

Where the traditional art form of bongo playing is replicated using a new medium... i.e. the woman's titty.

My DD partner and I received a standing ovation for our titty bongos version of the 1812 overture.

by The titty bongo maestro September 10, 2011

titty pocket

That nasty woman in the checkout line who stores her phone, money, identification, and other miscellaneous other items in between her breasts while wearing an excessively low cut skanky shirt.

Yo man I was working at wallyworld and this nasty woman pulled her damn stripper money out of her sweaty titty pocket.

by dicknixon88 August 1, 2014

Titty-gram

a). Sending a message to a loved one by way of a scanner.
b). A unit of weight used to measure breasts in grams.
c). Billy Graham's nick-name for his wife.

Please see Dick-gram.

a). My fucking ex-boyfriend posted my titty-gram all over the net.
b). Sadly enough, my girlfriend offered only 5 titty-grams to the party.
Doctor! 10 Titty-grams-stat!
c). You must have seven titty-grams to get into heaven.

by Fallonn January 5, 2005

titty wank

Wanking yourself or someone else off by playing with his/her tits and/or nipples. Some weird people get orgasms from this.

"Yo doilface, I gotta go home and have an awesome titty wank"

by mcjihad July 2, 2007

titty-bar ringer

an exclamation of pure joy

After scoring a touchdown, Donny exclaimed, "Titty-bar ringer!"

by cbaby August 14, 2007