Sprayed my Geek

Adj: A term used when one has demonstrated extreme geekiness, confusing and possibly irritating the recipient.

Guy1: Well, actually the ocarina of time came BEFORE Majora's Mask, because if you noticed Zelda is saying goodbye to Link. Plus, the skull kid said Link reminded him of the fairy boy that taught him a song, which was Saria's Song from Ocarina of Time.

Guy2: Yeah... Sure, man.

Guy1:I totally sprayed my geek all over the wall that time.

by White-Kitten July 25, 2011

Cool female geek

A girl or woman, seen as good looking and hot, sometimes found sporting full sleeve tattoos and loved by many. Underlying this coolness exists the ability to knit, but to not look like one who knits, her coolness hiding her geeky ways. Very few in existence but have been sighted on the south coast of England but this has never been verified.

Wow, she's hot but she knits? That's one cool female geek!

by Blowfish71 September 12, 2016

my geekness is a-quivering

The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue

SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

Sit down, geek

A term used when someone insults you, such as a nerd, geek, loser or scum. Usually shuts them up. If not, repeat, with heavy emphasis on the Geek part.

Pronunced "Sit down, Geek." Make sure you pause.

NerdyJim112: Hey you suck dude!
Tony: Sit down, Geek.
NerdyJim112: ......

by Ultramatic April 4, 2008

white geek dick

A bunch of busted white 40 year old virgins that masturbate in their moms basement while fantasizing about chicks that would never fuck them... unless they are popping Ambien and getting sloshed out of their minds.

Talk about some white geek dick!! I got so wasted we ended up fucking. It was awful his dick is shorter then a baby carrot and hes a virgin..

by JuicyNY December 14, 2010

role playing geek

somone over obsessed with rpgs, mmorpgs, role playing, and magicky/medieval stuff in general.

person 1: did you hear about the new items they're adding to that mmorpg i was talking about?
person 2: what? of course not... i aint a role playing geek
person 1: OMFG!!! rpgs arent for geeks. ppl who play mmorpgs have more friends than you do!!!
person 2: yea, but do you know them?
person 1: uhhh.... i think i know like 2
person 2: out of 78? rpgeek...

by Shoot-em-up July 16, 2008

geek patrol

a phrase you'd use in front of your mother, or grand mother. Basically this term describes any unknown individual or paty doing something annoying, that would generally make you swear.

Someone pulls out in front of you, your mother a passenger:
YOU: Aww, come on geek patrol!

by choxo October 11, 2006