beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

Pussy Beef

When one woman fucks another woman's husband.

"Did you hear that Stephanie and Carol got into a fight? Yeah, it was some serious pussy beef!"

by Soggy Lesbian June 20, 2019

beef strut

To take a short walk with the intention of passing gas.

"After eating Marines beans I was beef strutting all day!"

by Jopato February 21, 2015

Chow The Beef

munching on a vagina

I bet those lesbians chow the beef

by D_450 October 20, 2008

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.

"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."

by dankbuccaroo April 3, 2017