Intransigence Sandwich

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,

Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.

by montelwilliams January 22, 2015

Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.

Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".

by BallBag78 February 28, 2019

Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.

My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011

Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol April 23, 2016

Susburger Sandwich

Noun: a highly mature way of accusing someone of suspicious behaviour.

I know what you did you susburger sandwich so fess up.

Look at that (human), what a susburger sandwich?!

by User unfriendly June 21, 2021

pp sandwich

when a guy sticks his dick up a girls vagina

bro we just made a pp sandwich

by 42219. February 1, 2020

Mook Sandwich

When you perform the act of smoking weed and tobacco at the same time.

*Can also be accomplished by means of vaping*

Dude, he just hit a triple-decker mook sandwich...holy fuck.

by conkum April 19, 2019