by WhatDoIKnowAnyway June 11, 2011
Get the Roman Platesmug. by Great value Sonic August 14, 2023
Get the Roman Seleznevmug. The phrase "My Roman Empire" is a bit of a "meme" people use to refer to something that doesn't get out of their heads, they think about it all the time. For example I enjoy listening to Mitski singing, My Roman Empire is listening to Mitski singing.
My Roman Empire.
by Linshi January 5, 2024
Get the My Roman Empiremug. A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby
by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023
Get the Roman Craddockmug. A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
by BHJ~E@L@HLU~ November 15, 2021
Get the Roman :3mug. by Neamiyah April 23, 2022
Get the Romanmug. Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023
Get the The Roman Trymug.