STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!

I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.

by Greg from The Committee May 3, 2021

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make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".

Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

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Engineering Physics

Engineering physics refers to the study of the combined disciplines of physics, mathematics and engineering. By focusing on the scientific method as a rigorous basis, it seeks ways to apply, design, and develop new solutions in engineering. - Wikipedia

Person 1: What's your major?
Person 2: Engineering Physics.
Person 1: What's that? Sound like a lot of hard math and physics.
Person 2: Yes and no, it's difficult to explain.

by Stanford Pines April 10, 2019

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Finger engineering

The act of designing and engineering a building or construction project on the site and making things up as you go, with no predesigned plans.

Damn, the contractor and the owner are finger engineering the fuck out of this project. I hope it doesn't bite them in the ass with the building department when they try to pull an inspection.

by Coroyo70 June 12, 2021

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