Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

Elephant Trunk

An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.

I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.

by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024

elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.

Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!

by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017

Elephant snot

Something that comes out of a elephants trunk, which is snot.

I went to this zoo and an elephant snot just decided to sneeze on my face.

by Bob the frog August 19, 2021

Elephanting

When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout

Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard

by Aizhiman October 10, 2016

elephant sleeve

When there is an excessive amount of foreskin

Lucy told Ben he had one hell of an elephant sleeve!

by DirtyRug August 8, 2023

Chocolate Elephant

To undertake in sexual activity with chocolate at breakfast. This can be done with a partner or alone. It was coined by the actress Louise Stewart on Twitter.

I'm sorry, I had a chocolate elephant for breakfast!

by Victoria Graham July 19, 2017