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Jack Sparrow

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon
by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004
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Surrey Jack

An Indo canadian person who thinks he’s top shit and tax’s people’s shoes and clothes, Usually they vape, smoke weed, and drink crown royal. They have a turbine haircut, and wear Jordan, Nike, Adidas or Champion. Most live in newton but is now expanding to guildford and white rock. You can find most surrey jacks at GTC or Central. There instagrams usually include “604” in them.
P1: Hey wanna go to GTC

P2: No way the surrey jack is there and he stole my canada goose
by crack is good November 15, 2019
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Jack's Mannequin

Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate's insanely amazing side project.
"When I listen to Jack's Mannequin, it totally makes me melt."
by Krissala September 28, 2005
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Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.
Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..
by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012
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Jack Sparrow

the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.
Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.
by DoMe.Com March 1, 2009
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Shitty Jack

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."
by boosac May 21, 2020
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Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!
by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
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