A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.
by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Maddemug. by Jamie jokes November 6, 2020
Get the dirty hoopmug. A girl which walks the streets of bell county Kentucky and offers you sex for meth or any other narcotic.
by Kyboy43..of..the.. 606 December 11, 2020
Get the dirty buttmug. The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021
Get the The Dirty Lennymug. When you stare your friend’s dates and break their kneecaps just so they can suck your dick while their foot is up your ass.
by Ur1QPlusOne May 4, 2020
Get the Dirty solmug. A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016
Get the Dirty Merchantmug. the act of a guy putting cum and period blood in a bag then mixing it together then putting it in a cup then both of them drinking it
anthony and nicole was at a raging party last night and they did a dirty botelho it was so gross i almost puked
by fattyandmuscle April 10, 2013
Get the dirty botelhomug.