die hard test

when some one leaves there head lights on.

"Die hard test" in the parking lot.lol

by Bradymire October 15, 2008

The Glass test

A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!

Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?

by Total-ninety January 13, 2014

bleach taste tester

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Soupeh, Master Of Soup May 23, 2016

Wii fitness test

The only game that's sole purpose is to insult someones age.

*12 yearold tries Wii fitness test*
Wii Fitness age: 69
*Chucks controller at TV*

by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020

Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019

poop test

The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.

"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"

by Shits N. GIggles October 2, 2006

Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.

Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.

by ABerg September 8, 2006