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Taco Bus

Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.
Me: FUCKING TACO BUS IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD
by Crisps Hansen December 24, 2009
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Taco-dilemma

The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.

Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.

guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
by AluXeZ December 20, 2010
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Taco Bell Fever

The after effect of eating anything off the Taco Bell menu. Usually is diarrhea followed by pure exhaustion.
Tim: "Do you want to go to Taco Bell for lunch?"

Brian: "No man, I don't fell like getting Taco Bell Fever."
by JohnnyHanns December 31, 2010
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Taco Shot

He just finished 6 tacos in 5 minutes! He must be taking taco shots
by Menisaphis March 1, 2011
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Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011
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Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 29, 2011
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taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.
"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
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