Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005

angry tree

A tree made from someones anger when planted with angry seeds

Charles: Let's go plant an angry tree >:3

by Gayangie February 3, 2007

Oliver Tree

Terrible disgusting so called “artist”. Abusive towards 4 eyed aliens

Dumbass: “I love Oliver tree”
Amazing person: “he abused sexi alien”

Dumbass: “me dumbass no care”

by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

Tree O'clock

Term used to describe any time when you will go to smoke Marajuana.

"Common man! Get the pot out, It's Tree O'clock!"

by Nick Farrand April 29, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

by ganja g October 28, 2010

tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging

Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me

by Big Chav August 1, 2017