Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023

Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 October 11, 2016

bagel bean

What does it mean. WHY WONT YOU TELL ME?

Sam: bagel bean
You: I don't understand

by anonymous May 2, 2023

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 8, 2018

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025