Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019

Bad Case of Loving You

Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

rocket case

The plastic/ cardboard tube round a tampon

"i left my rocket case on the toilet seat by accident"

by Nataliee Rodgers January 1, 2008

fake is the case

If the package (case) is fake whats inside is (usually) as well.

The first and easiest sign that it's a "fake is the case" it comes with.

by MarkusOla October 18, 2015

spongebob case

Not UPPER CASE, not lower case, but sPoNGebOB cASE.

Bryan: I'm not gonna get my cancer treated, the medical bills would bankrupt me

US healthcare system: tHE mEDiCAl bILLs wOUlD baNKrUpT mE

(The submission form wanted me to use the word 'spongebob case' in the example. But it didn't serve the joke, and the meme is widely known, hence this unnecessary text. Ideally the editor will remove this text before publication.)

by qsdfghjklm December 18, 2023