Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula June 11, 2006

danza smack

A hit given directly to the face, normally given by a flaccid cack

Foggy loves it when I give em' the ol' Danza Smack!

by ekip February 9, 2003

smackdown

When you smack, and then someone falls down.

Let's lay the smackdown

by JoshDizzle July 7, 2007

Smaced

Term meant to describe how high you are, derrived from the word "Smacked". "Smaced" is used to tell that you are higher than "smacked". It was first used in a message via PS3. The sender was high and forgot to type the 'k' in "Smacked."

- "Dude, I'm smacked, brah."
- "Only smacked? Man, I'm SMACED!"

by sheepdawgbrah February 9, 2010

Smackable

Smackable someone who has cheeks that are smackable like a baby bottoms so you just go up to them and POW! Right in the cheek of there face. This is not a fetish type of thing unless you want it to be.

That chick has some smackable cheeks.

by Dizznuts123 May 10, 2016

cock smack

Male/Male sex session.

Hey, Fred. Let's go in the woods for a cock smack!

by Yolendé January 24, 2003