simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Bossen

Simon = Bossen

by vilm May 25, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simone Dianne Butler

The definition of a poor needy individual normally characterized as INDIGENT

Oh that’s just Simone Dianne Butler, she’s an indigent needy begging whore

by BossedUpBabyMama March 9, 2022

Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

gabby simon

A rude bitch

Gabby simon is a rude bitch

by Da baby 123582 March 21, 2022