Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

silver cran

Patron Silver and cranberry juice. amazing, try it! and it's classy. :)

(ask the bartender) Can i have a silver cran, please?

by shhhhh :) July 24, 2009

Silver egg

Didn’t ask.

Hey I’ve got an opinion on something your talking about.

Silver egg : Didn’t ask.

by F3lts January 12, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship

There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.

by Gessa2 December 2, 2016

silver stroker

jerkmate ranked levels 'silver' named 'silver stroker'

"Yo bro I leveled up on jerkmate ranked"
"What rank"
"Silver stroker"

by goonmaster449 February 12, 2025

Silver Bullet

An insult to describe a person who is addicted to coffee and is extremely out of shape. They have horrible bladder control and go to the toilet every half hour. They also like getting in fights, preferably with people of Lebanese origin

Andy: Be right back guys, I'm gonna make a cuppa
MaFox: wtf man, that's your 3rd one
Andy: And go to the toilet
MaFox: Aw ya fucking silver bullet!

by MaFox May 24, 2008