On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.

“Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”

by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

East Coast Shipping

After a sale is made, buyer is responsible for physically obtaining the product(s) from seller that in no way inconveniences the buyer. East Coast Shipping (ECS) may be an option when making an online purchase.

When I bought a pair of Lee jeans on ebay, I chose East Coast Shipping since I got to make an awesome road trip out of it.

by Liska February 25, 2008

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

You're not stopping me

You're robbing people of their home again because that is and has been the only thing Christians have ever done. Stealing their God's. It typical but you no what you would say if it was happening to you. You are letting and even trying to provoke into me going out and purge so you can break into my apartment and steal your Playstation like the ghetto fucking trash that you actually are.

Hym "You're not stopping ME... This is not a lesson about my defeatability to you. You aren't shit. You are stopping other people from doing the thing I am illiciting. NOT THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. If you would have tried . You didn't do THAT. You stopped the other things. You didn't do the investigation or if you did you hit the findings. You didn't 'summon me'to confirm the veracity. And CAUSED the shootings trying to prove me wrong. You should have done the thing you pretend to do and care more about your kids than you do being better than me because you are NOT THAT and you are never going to be that and I AM that to you."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025