“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”
by Not_eggman September 13, 2023
Get the Shadow the Hedgehogmug. by Gubbe August 25, 2020
Get the Shadow Realmmug. 
A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024
Get the Shadow Jelqmug. It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s when an individual practices sexual acts on air as a training method.
by The definition man who defines April 9, 2023
Get the Shadow fuckingmug. A type of dance move where you imitate a DJ unironically. You feel the music deeply and you let the knees and hips go crazy.
It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
Person 1: Fuck! That’s a killer dance move, never seen it done so naturally - what’s it called?
Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
by Shadow DJ Master November 8, 2022
Get the Shadow DJmug. You wanna smoke a Vietnam's shadow pack with me?! The trees will speak Vietnam's and they keep asking what Lego set I want.
by MaxKat August 3, 2023
Get the Vietnam's shadow packmug.