Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.

Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.

by SavageHeart December 21, 2016

tilt the scales

(verb)
Changing something drastically, change the favor of something (FOR EXAMPLE: in a competition)

"with this goal player #1 will tilt the scales for her team!" - announcer

"with competitor #2 out of the battle, the scales have tilted!" - announcer

by ImmaBean February 28, 2017

Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.

“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.

me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”

by 123beetree June 9, 2019

Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.

"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale

by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019

Stacked and Sacked

When a man stacks his testicles on top of eachother and wraps them with saran wrap to hold them in place, creating a replica of a second penis. Recommendation: Use your new ball sack-stiffy to penetrate her vagina while also having anal sex for a double dong combo.

He filled both of her holes when he stacked and sacked himself to create a scrotum-sword to penetrate her punany while he also shot the club in her brown starfish.

by Tiffany MashPotatoes May 26, 2020