Non-smoking

1. A person that does not smoke cigarettes.

2. A room or section in a restaurant, airplane, or other public place where smoking is not allowed.

3. Someone who is a member of No Stank You.Com

Kelly's non-smoking shirt was frikin' sweet; it said "No Stank You" in bright lettering.

by Yogurt9217 June 27, 2008

Goofy Smokes

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

by smittydb April 28, 2006

Shit Smoke

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.

"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!

by D-T Slim March 1, 2010

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko July 30, 2008

Smoke the chicken

When a male blows on the rim of a person of the opposite sex. Can be vice-versa and be done female on male.

Im a totes gonna smoke the chicken on that girl!

by Smoking the Chicken March 6, 2011

smoke bills

Money used to pay for cigarettes or other fine tobacco products. Normally, but not limited to: grocery money, child support for your baby's mama, or coinage you find in your buddies pockets. This money is normally kept in a specified container or area of ones' room/home.

Me: "Hey bitch, I hope you remembered to grab that mason jar on the table."
Random guy 1:"Why?"
Me:"Shit, you forgot didn't you? Dammit, that had our smoke bills in it. You fucking shit face!"

by no_order May 8, 2005

danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009