sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

by SuperSloppy September 12, 2013

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Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

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sloppy marshmallow

Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.

Aka sloppy marshmallow

If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.

by Acad December 06, 2016

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sloppy sockends

When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.

The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.

by soimtheassholenow May 27, 2021

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sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 25, 2020

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