When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
by Wyzguy April 25, 2020
Get the Rusty teabag mug.When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
Get the Rusty Mike mug.Rusty Livings is an american professional wrestler. He can be seen on both Idaho's wrest club and utah's Devotion championship wrestling. Rusty is the modern Outlaw, the guy that everyone believes in but will still do whatever it takes to come out victorious. A man that can take an unbelievable amount of punishment and still make you believe that the smaller man, the under dog, still has a chance in the fight. He knows how to use his entire body as a weapon, but be careful because when The Outlaw see's what he wants. . .he's going to take it! Side note. Do not under any circumstances go into the bathroom or be in the same building after this man takes a shit. The smell from a skunk would run if fear compared to the noxus fumes of a hog log dropped by Rusty livings
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
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Get the Rusty Philips mug.I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Scissors mug.When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021
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