The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 29, 2022

A terrible experience. It’s hell but 5x worse. I’d rather kms then spend another day. If you went here I hope your recovering well. #justchooseuniteddream
by Royal_hater December 18, 2021

Famous YouTuber known for Fortnite, Pokémon, and other miscellaneous content.
He is also known for stealing content and receiving harsh criticism for his videos.
He is also known for stealing content and receiving harsh criticism for his videos.
by Minecraft_lover_xoxo May 3, 2022

by WEYCLEER November 2, 2021

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

A cartoonish, free to play PUBG ripoff that in the past months has created a cringy and toxic fanbase.
by OMEGALUL360 May 23, 2018

by Tacocatisthebesttacocat October 28, 2021
