Rod Wiles

A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.

Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.

by Cheese dunker August 18, 2020

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by January 11, 2023

Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .

"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.

by Chaffeyinabrook April 09, 2024

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018

Rodding

An activity like fishing, without putting bait on rigs or even getting your rod out the ute down the wharf.

Yes marina, matt didnt go fishing, he went rodding and wont take shitties off his hooks cause they spikey

by Yort nilkcam December 16, 2021

Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.

When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off

by TSJM October 29, 2021

Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 05, 2022