racism

The desire to live, work, marry and mingle with one's own kind: A nearly-universal desire and virtual law of nature, often expressed as 'Birds of a feather flock together', and denied only by liberals who live and work in areas much too expensive to have any more than a token number of minorities.

Racism is so ingrained and universal that it is reflected not once but twice in our language: The word kind (type) and kind (nice) have the same origin, as does the word like (similar) and like (appreciate), from which we infer that we like those whom we are like, and we are kind to those of our own kind.

-John "The Birdman" Bryant

by heavyd123 February 16, 2008

Racist Bread

White bread.

Alex: Dad! I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Do we have any Racist Bread?
Dad: No Alex. You'll just have to use whole grain bread.
Alex: Aww...

by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008

racist

A word used to describe those you have lost an argument to

Bob: "I think it is going to be a nice day out today."
Fred: "Actually, the forecast calls for rain."
Bob: "You are a racist."

by Dr. Irving Love May 15, 2019

Recreational Racist

A person that makes racist comments and jokes in the presence of private company for the sole purpose of comedy. This person does not support their views but uses them for jokes, and just recreational purposes.

I'm not, I am just a recreational racist.

by smouch September 9, 2010

racist

1.(noun) one who dislikes/hates people of (a) certain race(s) due to the belief that that race's stereotype(s) are true and dislikes/hates them for it.

2.(adj) the state of being a racist

usually caused by lack of social contact with the race they hate/dislike thus can only assume what they've heard about that race to be true OR the person has had a bad social experiance with that race thus causing the person to asosiate everyone of that race with that bad experiance and assumes everyone of that race will be the same.

a mexican stole a 6 pack of beer, near by a white cop suddenly shot the man 7-10 times with out warning and said: he could have had a gun. or something like that. the cop was a racist but you cant tell why from this info alone. by reading this a person can become racist towards whites, the narrator's race, and/or mexicans. THIS IS A TRUE THAT I WITNESSED

by watzitoya September 26, 2008

Petty racism

When someone takes a joke/ satire and fucking calls it racism or when someone acts like it's the most racist thing that's ever been said when it isn't.

Paul called Sarah racist because white people weren't her type Sarah called that "petty racism"

Shannon called Sophie racist for calling her a black female so Sophie said "petty racism"

by Idiot's January 10, 2021

Closet Racist

Someone, usually white, who is racist but will never come out publically about it because they are afraid. They tend to say the N word outloud when alone, and derive pleasure from picking on minorities. Though they would never confront a black person using racist lingo, they may act out their oppressed behavior in racist blogs or by tattooing a swastika on a region that can be hidden with casual clothes.

Jake is a closet racist, did you read his blog?

by Marcy May November 10, 2009