porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Pork Chop Breath

When your breath smells like ball sweat and semen after just giving head.

"Girl, you need to go brush your teeth. You got pork chop breath."

by Goose420 February 13, 2023

Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

Pork

Dumb, lame or boring.

I mean he's nice but he's just kinda pork

by Chaddly July 2, 2019

Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021

Pork factory

A dirty whore who chooses to use her vagina with many men.

Damn, that girl looks like a pork factory!

by SmashMe February 4, 2020