a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
by funnygurl February 24, 2010
by Treesrule July 24, 2009
When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)
by Dookeydoctor August 17, 2011
"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
by GreyGooseCosmoGirl May 15, 2007
when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
by mahsita69 December 03, 2009
When you take such a large dump that the poop piles above the water line in the toilet and forms a small island.
by NickIPO September 18, 2007