Poop trampoline

When feces unexplainably ends up on the wall next to you.

There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.

by kurupt2164 the greatest October 9, 2008

poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow

Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants

by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011

Poop Thong

Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage

"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"

"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."

"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"

"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"

"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"

by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 4, 2012

poop caboose

the white person term for the butt, arse, or asshole of a human.
the end of a human body.

Jill: I'm ready for it Phil!
Phil: Alrighty...but bite on a pillow, I'm gonna put it in the poop caboose!
Jill: Oh shit...

by pooplo August 13, 2016

Poop bank

The material you read while pooping

I had an incredible poop today and used up all the material in my poop bank

by Dfdf June 10, 2019

Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee

Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it

by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019

Poop Eaters

People that eat poop on every occasion day and night.

They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.

“Poop eating is a religion”, they say

“Hey Sora are you down to go to the poop eaters competition, to see who’s the biggest nerd!”

by Sora The Troll October 8, 2020