victory piss

The first piss after a male orgasm.

Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.

by Noughty Nolte January 11, 2007

Piss-elated

The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.

After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!

by mermaid_face May 28, 2013

Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.

First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."

by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009

piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!

Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀

by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022

Piss High

pronounced pis hahy. It is often said with the two words slurred as one.

Piss High is used when an individual is high out of their fucking mind. Their motor skills are delayed and they bug about absolutely nothing or simply sit on the couch with a severe case of the munches. Essentially, it has the same meaning as "piss drunk" without the throwing up and the nonsense of alcohol.

Girl #1 "Is he driving?!"
Girl #2 "He should not be driving! He is piss high!"

by Jelby Sherlman January 13, 2010

Nuclear piss

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.

Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

pee nuke piss stink shower

by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013

Pissed Entry

A definition added to urban dictionary under the influence of alchohol/drugs which seems to the contributor to be witty, but on sober reflection is worthless.

"Made a pissed entry on Urban Dictionary last night, Let's hope the editors were pissed too!"

by Bloomfield13 October 15, 2008