m. Period

When a man has a sudden burst of anger for no apparent reason

oh crap hes on his m. period

by man period April 19, 2018

Performer

Term for someone in the entertainment industry that people pay to go see or watch on the screen, despite the fact that said person can't really sing, play music, act, or do anything else noteworthy. Because they don't really sing, perform music or act, they can't legitimately be called singers, musicians or actors. Performer is a nice catch-all term for them that doesn't demean other people in the entertainment business with actual ability.

Note that the fact that performers have no particular ability doesn't meant that they can't make plenty of money doing whatever it is they do! The one ability performers generally have is marketability. And as countless examples have shown, the ability to be marketed (and to market one's self) is far more important and valuable than musical or acting talent anyway.

Recent examples of performers:

Britney Spears
Madonna
Paris Hilton
Hilary Duff
All boy bands
Kevin Federline

by Action Man August 9, 2007

Ruby Red Period Head

A girl who dyes her hair so red that while having sex the sweat from her forehead blends in with her hair dye, causing the sweat to become red and resemble period blood.

Bard: Last night was crazy. My bed looks like someone was murdered on it.

Derek: Seriously?! What happened, bro?!

Bard: I was having sex with my girlfriend. Right before she dyed her hair red. Need I say more?

Derek: Goddamn Ruby Red Period Heads.

by jayissohardcoreheisonfire November 30, 2010

man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008

Period Pooh

It’s the poop you get when you are on your period

Friend: “omg, I had my first period Pooh this morning.”

by Plantsaregreat November 20, 2019

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

by Matt February 26, 2004

period

a bloody waste of fucking time

I was gonna get some after class but shes on her damn period!

by angus sounds like anus September 24, 2010