by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022
Get the Parkermug. the baddest bitch. The best to ever do it. The realest barb there is. The best Hyrbid. An Icon and legend in every sense. The girls wish they could be her
by wannagetlikeme October 28, 2020
Get the camille parkermug. A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.
by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
Get the Parkermug. He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
Get the Parker Frenchmug. 
Get the Parkermug. Parkers are usually total LEGENDS and are not afraid of anything, even if they do get scared, they never lack self esteem. They are also great in bed, and very aggressive too. All the girls usually like a parker at some point. Parkers can almost never lie to the person they love, and take a lot in their pride. They are also willing to help Anyone, no matter who they are. Parkers will full send in any situation.they are also the fastest person you will know. And usually do some stupid crazy shit to make something good happen
Girl 1: who’s that legend over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
by Randomwaterbottl March 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug.