kaiju paradise moment

the one time where your being chased by 10 humans and your a nightcrawler trying to speedrun minecraft

nightcrawler: wow, i died
humans: kaiju paradise moment

by mmmmm nice March 5, 2022

paradigm

A large obscure word often used by authority figures in an attempt to sound like competent leaders.

Lets qualitize our paradigm to maximize the profit sharing.

by shreveport August 2, 2003

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009

paradizzle

Geek/Ghetto word for paradise.

I got 2 tickets to paradizzle. Pack your grip, we'll leave tonizzle.

by Tungizzle July 25, 2003

afgeleberde paarde lul

The Dutch term for a sucked off horses penis. Possibly one of the most humiliating words that someone can call you as you can imagine.

As the group were stood in the pub Rob shouted at the top of his voice to Kevin "You are an afgeleberde paarde lul!" Met by the whole pub with roars of laughter, Kevin left his drink and went home humiliated.

Also used when someone comes in from the rain - Jesus Franco your as wet as a sucked of horses cock!

by Big TJ December 9, 2008

Pants Paradise

the sexual goal. Where lustful people go once they get into someone's pants.

buy me a burrito and some beans and rice, but it won't get you into Pants Paradise.

by Swt Luv October 12, 2008

Blanchard's Paradox

The dilemma that all autogynephilic men must confront: stay a man and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of not being a woman; or become a woman and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of all the hormone therapy nuking your sex drive.

I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.

by muggsymoon May 8, 2022