Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...

Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

by J M Featherstone April 05, 2020

Sweeping out the pole barn

According to Cory, it means jacking off.

"Last night before you came over i was sweeping out the pole barn in the shower."

by K-dawg123456789 December 13, 2008

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 12, 2012

Pole shifter

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

by HorndawgggAccent June 27, 2024