Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
Get the Pocket Cowmug. Her- 'would like to come back to mine after dinner? We can have coffee and I'll show you my throb pocket, y'know, see what happens.'
by JashAndughes May 14, 2016
Get the Throb Pocketmug. The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket
by Bbbbb88 December 25, 2016
Get the trouser pocketmug. - When Pizza joint employees steal marinara sauce and put it in their pockets.
Slang - When you get beat in a video game so bad there is no other term to describe it.
Slang - When you get beat in a video game so bad there is no other term to describe it.
" I have sauce pockets right now, just hit a lick on papa johns."
" I just got sauce pocketed in that game of call of duty."
" I just got sauce pocketed in that game of call of duty."
by Ahkuwana October 17, 2020
Get the Sauce Pocketmug. Person who fakes like they are looking for their wallet as you proceed to pay the bill for the entire table
by George on Grand October 6, 2022
Get the High pocketsmug. Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.
Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.
Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.
by johny dingo October 28, 2013
Get the pocket streammug. "I've been workin' on this lass called Rain for weeks now. Nowt's happening though. Divvent think I'm ever getting into that frost pocket."
by Eggnog Friday and The Dame November 24, 2013
Get the frost pocketmug.