Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living

Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay

by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020

PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.

OOO look there is a parker

by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022

parker and desi

Parker and Desi are good in bed with each other

What is that noise? It must be parker and desi in the bedroom again

by Me?Amazing aww shucks May 7, 2017

Parker

He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)

girl: Parkers so hot
girl2: that’s — bf
girl: dang

by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022

quincy parker

A really hot guy the most interesting guy in the world he is strong and determined he's going to go to UNC

Wow He's such a Quincy Parker

by Pollb March 20, 2017

Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019

Will Parker

The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.

"Guys Hush"
"Why"
"Will Parker is coming"
🤫🫡

by Carol Cross April 18, 2024