The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.
I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.
by crock pot betty November 26, 2011
The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.
The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.
The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.
In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.
by DragonWizard October 23, 2023
by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021
An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 16, 2013
Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.
by Mrblackkratos March 23, 2015
by Russian69 August 07, 2016
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024