No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

Mommy appreciation day

From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.

"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"

by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2021

Mommy

Used by Stan Twitter to refer to any female celebrity. Used in the same way as “mother”.

Shabnam: posts picture of herself posing wearing a white flowing dress in a park.
Stan twitter:MOMMY

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2023

Mommy’s Milk

A word used when someone needs to calm down when their temper is too high. It is also used to calm down someone when they are sweating profusely at a video game.

Jeff needs some mommy’s milk before he cwrys

by Demon Dog 4L November 6, 2019

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024

bitter mommy

bitter mommy is not necessary older who wants to be sugar mommy but don't have money.

I'm so poor, i need a bitter baby who can give me money.

Duh? Such a bitter mommy.

by Alex the bitter baby August 6, 2023

mommy

sjjsjsjsjsjs idk bro

"hey ___"
"hey mommy"

by bootyeater79872 May 28, 2022