The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me how this girl gave him The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the chrome off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

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You are now the Master of Boredom, You wrote the QWERT keyboard combo diagonally and repeated it again with the shift button on. You've already grown young one, now, it's time to find more combos, I wish you great luck and strength.

Me: So you're bored?
You: Yeah, what should I do, I've already done all the QWERT combos
Me: There is more young one, try this one: "1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|"
You: Okay I'll try
Me: Good luck young one!

by Mikure_SMM2 September 18, 2023

Reverse Ole

an exotic sex move/position

she hit me with the reverse ole and i buckled

by Inspired Capybara April 11, 2025

Ol’ Creamy mints

When your about to splooge in someone’s mouth and they have already mouthwash in.

Man…last night we got back from dinner and the wife wanted to keep it fresh and sexy, so I gave her the ol’ creamy mints.

by MXKULTRA November 27, 2024

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by the upteenth time December 28, 2023

Ol goofy!

A phrase directed at someone who does something STOOPID.

Alpha: Yooo broo, I'm gonna study so hard for this Physics test. On my mama I'm gonna finesse this test.

Patrick: Ight bro
… a week after the Physics test
Patrick: Sweet I got an A- on the Physics test. Yo Alpha what did you get?
Alpha: I'm blown! I got a D+ !
Patrick: Ol goofy!

by Pogboom February 14, 2019