Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
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Get the tooth nuggetmug. by knowbodynos December 20, 2016
Get the turd nuggetmug. When a person hasn’t picked up from their guy in a while but wants to smoke a bowl of cannabis really bad, so they thumb through their drugget (roll carpeting) to find bud that has spilled.
Wife: “Hun! We’re out of flower but I wanted to surprise you so I got down on my hands and knees with a flashlight and looked for drugget nuggets!”
Husband: “Great! Stay there while we smoke?”
Husband: “Great! Stay there while we smoke?”
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Get the Cock nuggetmug. A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.
by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018
Get the Nugget Roastmug. by Litdude420blaze January 23, 2017
Get the Giggle nuggetsmug.