November 1

National duck sucking day, no that's not a typo just find a duck and suck it.

Bro it's November 1, you know what that means

*Intensely stares at duck* COME HERE BOY!!!

by XxDuckSuckerxX November 1, 2019

November 8

The only cheat day you can have during No Nut November so use it wisely and get your girlfriend (or boyfriend).

Omg it’s November 8, I have to call my girlfriend and tell her to come over!!

by chick fil a is bae October 22, 2019

November 14

Official day where you can skip no nut November! So get ready boys!

Friend 1 - hey its November 14
Me - finally I can skip no nut November

by Crackhed1234567 November 2, 2019

November 26th

National Clap Dem Cheeks Day

Wow on November 26th I’m gonna get some mad poon

by Madpootang1 October 16, 2019

november 15

The day your friends make your bf/gf kiss you on the lips. BTW dont make it obvious to him that you want it.

You: Hey its November 15
BFfS: Alr we got you

You: Don't make it obvious

by #stealyourmans November 6, 2019

7th November

Today is the day to tell people the truth of what you think of them

Hey, it’s 7th November. I honestly think you are an idiot.

by Therealcreator November 7, 2019

November 29th

national dress like a british chav day this is the one day a year were your inner chav can really shine through

friend: Why your eyebrows be looking like that??
you: it’s november 29th

by daddy daisy January 1, 2020