cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

cold-heartedness

The feeling that does not show any affection nor warmth to others; unkindness

Ebenezer Scrooge, a fictional character from A Christmas Carol, who is a wealthy elderly man who is defined by his cold-heartedness

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

frat cold

That inexplainable runny nose, sore throat, and grogginess you have for a couple days after hitting the frats too hard.

Bro I feel so wack this week…
Friend: dude u got the frat cold.

by NMUfella October 9, 2021

Cold-a-sac

When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

by Loggerheader69 September 3, 2023