Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

by The Bunnings sausages February 06, 2017

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 April 14, 2011

sausage breath

The smell if your breath after sucking dick

That bitch has sausage breath !

by Ubby1013 December 18, 2015

sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018

Dropping Sausage

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

by esotericinsomniac March 01, 2015

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 09, 2015

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously April 16, 2018